Ok, so tomorrow I go on the train in Whitefish at 7am to chicago for a fulfilling 31 hr train ride. I won't have any internet that I know of, so this will be my last post before I get to another wifi spot somewhere in lincoln park. Ok so here's a run down of tomorrow, I have a total of 10 bags, 3 will go on as a carry on, and 6 will be checked, and 1 will go with my brother lou who is traveling with me.
The most stressful part of this, is the uncertainty that I may not be able to check all 6 of those bags, (which contains everything I need to have in my apartment minimally) since the train is sold out and I was told I may not be able to check a lot of bags due to the fact that there are 130 people trying to board at whitefish, and the sooner I get there to check my bags, the better. I'll see what happens tomorrow and if I have to mail anything. This is just about my worst blog so far, boring, bland and stupid. So I will spice it up with a new game I came up with called bojangles. Here's how you play:
1st you need to find a field, preferably one that is owned by someone as it plays into the desperation you'll need to properly play. Now before I go to far, you can play bojangles two ways, one with a shotgun, one without. You'll understand soon what I'm talking about. I'll do the with shotgun version first. Ok, so first find a field owned by someone, maybe someone you don't like because what you're going to do is have a buddy time you and start the clock when you take a cow bell and shake it real hard and scream "bojangles"! and then followed by running 20 yards and taking a shit as fast as you can in the field. Step 2, when you're done dumping take a shotgun and fire off a shot to let your buddy know to stop the clock, and then run away. You can do this several times and see who gets the best time, and try not to get shot yourself, because part of bojangles includes a getaway. Pretty much be creative and just try to get the ef out of there before you get tea bagged by the owner of the property that you just layed your filth on.
Now the second way to play with NO SHOTGUN: The clock starts when you start running 20 yards, take a shit and then complete the timed adventure by running to a cowbell screaming "bojangels"! at which point the clock would stop. I would recommend this version for beginners, as a shotgun really escalates the adrenaline defecation, and you can probably get more than one game out in one day, and not get charged with possession of a deadly weapon.
I'm thinking I'll have to take photos and revisit bojangles for WOW, and actually attempt to do this. This would just put the buckle challenge to shame, that is of course unless you take a nice stanley steamer in the Buckle, which wouldn't be such a horrible thing, just matter of fact, especially if you put a hundred dollar bill in the human poo pile then it would be just like the buckle, over priced shit! hardy har har, I'm gonna go kill myself.
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